Friday, August 28, 2009

about guys.

Love Questions Every Guy Asks Himself

All men make internal queries at critical relationship moments to decide whether to stick around or stick a fork in it.

during first date:
  • Is that a superultrawünderbra or are her breasts that incredible?

  • Does she think I’m funny?

  • Do I tell her she has a piece of lettuce stuck in her teeth or do I hope it works itself loose before she looks in a mirror and completely freaks out?

  • Does she always wear this much makeup?

  • Are lulls in the conversation first-date awkwardness or a sign that she has nothing to say?

  • Would doing this again be worth the time and money?

  • Before Getting Serious

  • Am I really willing to give up on other potentials for her?

  • Would I be proud to introduce her to my folks?

  • That girl I always see at the gym seems into me, so seriously, am I really willing to give up on other potentials?

  • Will my friends like her?

  • Will she let me see my friends?

  • Would I have fun if I took a long vacation with her?

  • Will I think her “charming quirks” are actually “annoying pathology” in six months?

  • At some point down the road, can I see myself perhaps beginning to maybe think about the chance that I wouldn’t rule out the possibility of marrying her?

  • Before Getting Married

  • I love the way things are, so will marriage change anything?

  • Is she gonna go bonkers while planning the wedding?

  • Will she eventually look as MILF-hot (or troll-like) as her mom does?

  • Can I handle her insane family for the rest of my life…and can she handle mine?

  • Will she be a good mother?

  • She may work now, but do I make enough money to support her and a family if I need to?

  • Will I ever be able to spend time by myself again?

  • Do I know I can count on her in a crisis?

  • Can I be happy never having sex with another woman for the rest of...my...life?

  • http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/dating/Love-Questions-Every-Guy-Asks-Himself-3

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